[ 1 ] [ What are you doin? ]
- trying to drown myself

[ 2 ] [ What were you doin before? ]
- filling up the pool

[ 3 ] [ Who are you thinking of now? ]
- the devil i'll be meeting once i die

[ 4 ] [ What time did you sleep last night?]
- didnt sleep

[ 5 ][ What did you do last night? ]
- lost my virginity, had to do it before i died!

[ 6 ] [ What did you say last to a friend? ]
- i am off to hell

[ 7 ] [ What attracts you to the opposite sex? ]
- pimples

[ 8 ] [ What makes you happy? ]
- things that dont make me sad make me happy

[ 9 ] [ What are you wearing right now? ]
- nah totally naked, who drowns wearing clothes?.

[ 10 ] [ What will you do after answering this? ]
- i'll be filling up an entry form to hell

[ 11 ] [ Who was the last person you talked to? ]
- the devil, phoned him to ask the necessary hell documents.

[ 12 ] [ What do you want to tell ur crush but youhaven't? ]
- what else can you tell your crush?ok crush, "i love you"...haha

[ 13 ] [ When is your birthday? ]
- one of the sundays in '89..

[ 14 ] [ What you wish 4 ur birthday? ]
- erm, that i survive till my next birthday?

[ 15 ] [ When did you last cry? ]
- erm, ask my tissue box

[ 16 ][ When did you last smile? ]
- erm, it was before the last time i cried

[ 17 ] [ Why are u answering these questions? ]
- why the heck are YOU reading it then?

[ 18 ] [ When will you marry? ]
- the day after your death

[ 19 ][ When did u last receive a gift? ]
- half the time people give me slaps instead

[ 20 ] [ What are your favourites songs ]
- the one where you put your nails against the blackboard and drag it.

[ 21 ] [ Who will you vote for president? ]
- why should i vote when i am the one standing for elections?

[ 22 ] [ Who was the last person you talkedabout? ]
- definately not you.

[ 23 ] [ Who makes you happy? ]
- the people who dont make me sad

[ 24 ] [ Who do u love? ]
- the people whom i dont hate

[ 25 ] [ Who do you hate most among yourfriends? ]
- why hate them when you consider them friends?

[ 26 ] [ Who has the cutest smile you've everseen? ]
- cute means adorable but ugly...i bet YOU dont want to see your name here

[ 27 ] [ Who do you talk on d phone with often? ]
- usually the operator at 999

[ 28 ] [ Do you belong to a club in your school?
- nah, i am the owner so the club belongs to me

[ 29 ] [ How's school? ]
- i'll ask on monday and tell you when it responds

[ 30 ] [ Any regrets? ]
- yeah, but getting to know you tops that list

[ 31 ] [ Do you take drugs? ]
- cliched- i dont like the drugs but the drugs like me

[ 32 ] [ Are you a shopaholic? ]
- thats for me to know and for you to find out

[ 33 ] [ Do you have someone in mind that youwish to get marry with? ]
- yup.i am not telling you in case tou steal her

[ 34 ] [ Do you like swimming? ]
- nah, i like floating around a big depression that is filled with chlorinated water

[ 35 ] [ Do you wear eye contacts? ]
- nah, i wear ear wax instead.

[ 36 ] [ Do you kiss your parents before sleeping? ]
- ya, and did you know that i style my hairand eat breakfast before sleeping too?-_-".

[ 37 ] [ Do you e-mail your friends? ]
- nah, bad news is better via snail mail
[ 38 ] [ Hair colour? ]
- what makes you think that i am not bald?

[ 39 ] [ Feeling right now? ]
- does it matter? cause you'll be reading this a few hours later anyway

[ 40 ] [ What makes u feel that? ]
- the fact that you are wasting earth's oxygen

[ 41 ] [ How do you treat your loved ones?]
- with love la, why the heck call them loved ones then?

[ 42 ] [ Are you loved? ]
-love hates me, what do you think?

[ 43 ] [ Weather? ]
- whats the point in knowing my weather? wont it make sense to look out the window and know yours?

[ 44 ] [ What are u wishing for now? ]
- that your worst nightmare will come true.


Ok, for yr info.,
This wasn''t done by me..
Jus felt like showin it to u all...
Done pretty long time ago...
Mayb 4 years back?

Anyways, enjoy!